tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-170942622011-07-07T18:06:25.303-07:00I'm Hank Lazard. welcome to the blodder.Hank Lazardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06832293859652149716noreply@blogger.comBlogger371100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17094262.post-35232181761767713522010-09-11T06:24:00.000-07:002010-09-11T06:25:47.978-07:00Cincinnati Chili<br />Combined from 2 online recipes 2004<br />Jason Linville<br /><br />1 Tbsp olive oil<br />2 med onions (finely chopped)<br />2 cloves garlic (minced)<br />2 lbs. ground beef<br />3 cups water<br />1 cube beef bouillon<br />1 can tomato sauce (29 oz)<br />1 tsp allspice<br />3 Tbsp chili powder<br />¼ tsp cayenne pepper<br />1 tsp ground cumin<br />1 tsp flour<br />2 Tbsp water<br />1 bay leaf<br />¼ tsp ground cloves<br />2 Tbsp cider vinegar<br />1 ½ Tbsp baking cocoa<br />½ Tbsp vegetable oil<br />1 tsp salt<br /> Pepper to taste<br /><br />Spaghetti/chedder cheese/onion (optional)/beans (optional)<br /><br />In large pot, sauté onions, garlic, olive oil until onion is soft. Remove and set aside.<br /><br />In same pot, add beef. Brown and drain. Return onion and garlic. Add 3 cups water, beef cube, tomato sauce, and all spice. Cook on low for 30 minutes.<br /><br />Meanwhile, in small bowl, make paste with chili powder, cayenne pepper, cumin, flour, and 2 Tbsp water. After the 30 minutes is up, add to pot and stir well. Mix cocoa and ½ Tbsp of vegetable oil. Otherwise cocoa won’t dissolve correctly. Add bay leaf, cloves, vinegar, cocoa/oil, salt, and pepper.<br /><br />Boil. Reduce heat. Cover and simmer for at least 1 hour. Stir occasionally. Add water if too thick. remember, this chili should be a little thin, but not too thin. Meanwhile make noodles according to directions. Regular spaghetti works best. Serve chili over noodles with cheese on top. Onions and beans (if wanted) go on top as well.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/17094262-3523218176176771352?l=thehanklazardshow.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>jasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12556556942415130180noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17094262.post-90201588341407590502010-08-30T19:11:00.001-07:002010-08-30T19:11:26.117-07:00hank and i are working on a new website and this is just a test.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/17094262-9020158834140759050?l=thehanklazardshow.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>jasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12556556942415130180noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17094262.post-88496892032538526822009-11-10T17:47:00.000-08:002009-11-10T18:08:14.412-08:00OK. This is how you can participate during the recording of all future hank lazard shows. We don't live stream, but will tweet updates and occasionally crowd source for opinions. Or if you want to add anything, we'll work it into the show.<br /><br />You can follow the show by:<br /><br />1) following hanks tweets at twitter.com/hanklazard<br />2) following hanks status updates on facebook. become hanks friend and watch your live feed.<br /><br />You can send comments by: <br /><br />1) sending hank a tweet @hanklazard<br />2) sending a tweet containing #hank<br />3) comment on hanks status in facebook, or write on his wall.<br />4)send hank an email: hanklazard@gmail.com<br /><br />We'll have hanks email open, where we can track emails and facebook comments. Sometimes there is a slight delay between the posting and when we get it, but since we are not live streaming, i guess it doesn't matter... but we'll try to respond through a tweet or facebook, so don't be worried if we don't respond immediately.<br /><br />We'll also have hanks twitter feed open using tweetdeck with 3 columns: all friends, mentions, and a search for #hank.<br /><br />our recording schedule is sporadic... to the extreme. but we'll tweet a heads up.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/17094262-8849689203253852682?l=thehanklazardshow.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>jasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12556556942415130180noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17094262.post-87955567146820172482009-08-01T14:08:00.000-07:002009-08-01T14:26:27.430-07:00I am updating the hank webpage, mainly correcting links. I decided to post the program from the last live show. Apparently there is video footage of this show... i need to track down mr. secretary.<br /><br />Click pics to enlarge or download the pdf <a href="http://www.hanklazard.com/image/HLlive,show,090411,%20program.pdf">here</a>.<br /><br /><a href="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3511/3778359911_d32b3f8387_o_d.jpg"><img style="margin:0px auto 10px; width: 400px; " src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3511/3778359911_d32b3f8387_o_d.jpg" border="1" alt="" /></a><br /><br /><a href="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3508/3779164560_2f320ceced_o_d.jpg"><img style=" margin:0px auto 10px; width: 400px; " src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3508/3779164560_2f320ceced_o_d.jpg" border="1" alt="" /></a><br /><br /><a href="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2575/3779164666_8a7b3a1115_o.jpg"><img style=" margin:0px auto 10px; width: 400px; ;" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2575/3779164666_8a7b3a1115_o.jpg" border="1" alt="" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/17094262-8795556714682017248?l=thehanklazardshow.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>jasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12556556942415130180noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17094262.post-25479826980401584962009-04-05T20:50:00.000-07:002009-04-05T21:34:04.746-07:00<img width=250 style="border: 2px solid black" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3659/3417263598_c7141d41bf.jpg"><br /><br />Hank will be preforming Saturday April 11th...<br /><br />the party is semi-private... maybe... but if you read this blog and are a chair, then hank is inviting you.<br /><br />Despite what hank may tell you or tweet, there is not a password. nor a dresscode...<br /><br />Host:Joy & Mims<br />Type: Party - Birthday Party<br />Start Time: Saturday, April 11, 2009 at 8:30pm<br /><br />Location: <br />Greencup Books<br />105 Richard Arrington Jr. Blvd. South<br />Birmingham, AL<br /><br />i don't know when hank will go on. there are also 3 bands playing...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/17094262-2547982698040158496?l=thehanklazardshow.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hank Lazardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06832293859652149716noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17094262.post-11035887951291049442009-03-10T19:39:00.000-07:002009-03-10T19:40:41.786-07:00If you go into hungry howie’s on 11th avenue and they say, welcome to hungry howies and you say, howie hungry are you, you will not get a discount.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/17094262-1103588795129104944?l=thehanklazardshow.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hank Lazardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06832293859652149716noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17094262.post-2016077375347365772009-03-03T20:35:00.000-08:002009-03-03T20:36:45.969-08:00Dan Fairfall from vestaff hills asks,<br />“Can you get boners from weed?”<br /><br />I don’t know what you are talking about!<br /><br />Send your questions to hanklazard@hank.hank<br /><br />your star,<br />hank lazard<br /><br /><i>editors note: the above address doesn’t exist. hank can be emailed at hanklazard@gmail.com</i><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/17094262-201607737534736577?l=thehanklazardshow.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hank Lazardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06832293859652149716noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17094262.post-89476838489929369392009-02-24T00:01:00.000-08:002009-02-24T00:01:00.717-08:00A falafel is a bread food. <br />A pilate is a female exercise. <br /><br />Do not order a pilate at pyramids on 20th street at the 5 point. <br /><br />The waiter will bend your leg!<br /><br />your star,<br />hank lazard!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/17094262-8947683848992936939?l=thehanklazardshow.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hank Lazardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06832293859652149716noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17094262.post-2181365936056518572009-02-19T16:09:00.000-08:002009-02-19T16:09:00.543-08:00<img width=250 style="border: 2px solid black" src="http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/english/doc/2005-04/28/xin_55020213142147928859.jpg"><br /><br />chairs.<br /><br />i watch the news and read the podders. in times of serious podders and sometimes there are jokes about cats, i was reading and julia roberts said in a reading article that she did not like photographers. i have not seen rudy, but he told me how to use the ctrl button on the podder machine!<br /><br />"I think it should be against the law to take a picture of a celebritys child,"<br /><br />ring-a-ding-ding! julia roberts really put her donger in that dome. if you want to help julia roberts then you can sign my petition at hanklazard.hank. i will tell pauline to put it on the podder when he gets back from his comic book show. no more photographs of celebrities or the children of celebrities even if they have a disease and want their picture with a celebrity.<br /><br />it would help the economy if the president hired people to take photos and people to punch those people. two for one!<br /><br />your star,<br />hank lazard<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/17094262-218136593605651857?l=thehanklazardshow.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hank Lazardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06832293859652149716noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17094262.post-84940136780695313802009-02-18T22:03:00.000-08:002009-02-18T22:12:44.732-08:00<img width=250 style="border: 2px solid black" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2280/1495831513_daf78dca77.jpg?v=0"><br /><br />while in denver, i bought a homeless newspaper: (<a href="http://www.denvervoice.org">www.denvervoice.org</a>)<br /><br />there was a feature on street art, specifically stencils. if you are bored, <a href="http://www.thismachinekills.com/">sixten</a> and <a href="http://flickr.com/groups/arofish/pool/">arofish</a>.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/17094262-8494013678069531380?l=thehanklazardshow.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>jasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12556556942415130180noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17094262.post-16349011417066400862009-02-17T00:01:00.000-08:002009-02-17T00:01:00.194-08:00At the coffee store starbucks in vestaff hills, do not order a large. It is called a gigante!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/17094262-1634901141706640086?l=thehanklazardshow.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hank Lazardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06832293859652149716noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17094262.post-43393686788235582762009-02-14T17:15:00.000-08:002009-02-14T17:17:08.956-08:00Episode 55 is now available on the <a href="http://hanklazardpodcast.blogspot.com/">podcast blog</a>. Hank is in birmingham for the time being. hopefully more podcasts to come.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/17094262-4339368678823558276?l=thehanklazardshow.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>jasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12556556942415130180noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17094262.post-17328539035496288342009-02-14T17:14:00.001-08:002009-02-14T17:14:59.777-08:00from 2/10...<br /><br />Traffic Tip: Get your I drove east on magnolia boulevard with Hank Lazard t-shirt!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/17094262-1732853903549628834?l=thehanklazardshow.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>jasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12556556942415130180noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17094262.post-9456252160536157392009-02-14T17:11:00.000-08:002009-02-14T17:14:08.744-08:00Hank is cross publishing this column on tragiccity.com. we are a couple weeks behind schedule. from the 3rd...<br /><br />Grumpie’s on third avenue does not take homemade coupons!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/17094262-945625216053615739?l=thehanklazardshow.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>jasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12556556942415130180noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17094262.post-11273491719903640782009-01-25T20:40:00.000-08:002009-01-25T20:41:27.461-08:00Well, the other 5 month old podcast is now up. This leaves only the one rodney, hank and I recorded last week. Could this be the beginning of a regular schedule? <br />Who cares!?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/17094262-1127349171990364078?l=thehanklazardshow.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hank Lazardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06832293859652149716noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17094262.post-53314576991657394692009-01-22T19:52:00.000-08:002009-01-22T20:08:15.988-08:00This past wednesday we recorded an episode of The Hank Lazard Show. We also uploaded a previous episode from last year (52). Download or listen <a href="http://hanklazardpodcast.blogspot.com/">here</a>. We'll upload the next one (53), which was also recorded last year, soon. Then this weeks episode will be uploaded after that (maybe all within a week?).<br /><br />More episodes to come? Hank is in town for good and we are scheduling weekly podcasting meetings on wednesdays.<br /><br />Who cares! And Tuesdays with Hank Lazard should start on this blog next week.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/17094262-5331457699165739469?l=thehanklazardshow.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>jasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12556556942415130180noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17094262.post-88947965049887406892008-09-17T16:24:00.000-07:002008-09-17T17:23:33.605-07:00<a href="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3217/2865908175_c7c922aac1_o.jpg"><img width=300 style="border: 2px solid black" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3217/2865908175_c7c922aac1_o.jpg"></a><br /><br />Rodney and I are recording a podcast tonight. Hank is not here yet. Let me know if you see him. I did receive these emails and we'll be playing some "voicemails".<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/17094262-8894796504988740689?l=thehanklazardshow.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>jasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12556556942415130180noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17094262.post-67930924044214820402008-09-09T23:59:00.000-07:002008-09-10T00:02:14.349-07:00I haven't seen Hank since March either. Although I do recall a fuzzy phone message a couple of months ago, something about me FedExing him 20 bucks or something. I hope he isn't in a Vietnamese jail with Gary Glitter. He might think Hank is an 8-year old boy. YIKES!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/17094262-6793092404421482040?l=thehanklazardshow.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>R D Hardcorehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06779037780948967472noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17094262.post-11008804906520355812008-09-04T22:31:00.000-07:002008-09-04T22:41:34.474-07:00<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/jglinville/2829235351/sizes/o/"><img width=300 style="border: 2px solid black" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3106/2829235351_a26ea5bf00_o.jpg"></a><br /><br />Adam Curry was discussing this alabama alien thing with John C. Dvorak on No Agenda last week. so i sends him an email and he replies. (click pic)<br /><br />another fact from no agenda... aliens love strawberry ice cream. <br />take it to the bank!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/17094262-1100880490652035581?l=thehanklazardshow.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>jasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12556556942415130180noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17094262.post-65359865129491798732008-09-02T18:06:00.000-07:002008-09-04T22:42:12.432-07:00<img width=250 style="border: 2px solid black" src="http://www.blossomgoodchild.com/picts/whitecloud02.jpg"><br /><br />I just found out... Aliens are going to show themselves for 3 days over alabama. This Alabama!<br /><br /><a href="http://probedeep.blogspot.com/2008/08/gfl-galactic-federation-of-light-alien.html">Here</a> is some information.<br /><br />The prediction was made by <a href="http://www.blossomgoodchild.com/">Blossom Goodchild</a>. Yes, <span style="font-weight:bold;">that</span> Blossom Goodchild.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/17094262-6535986512949179873?l=thehanklazardshow.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>jasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12556556942415130180noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17094262.post-15126743869164478342008-09-02T17:54:00.000-07:002008-09-02T18:01:34.328-07:00<img width=250 style="border: 2px solid black" src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/7b/Neil_Hamburger.jpg"><br /><br />There is a good chance that Hank Lazard will be performing before Neil Hamburger and Pleaseeasaur at Bottletree on October 10th. <br /><br />If Hank ever comes back to Birmingham... Somebody let me know if you see hank or rudy tuesday.<br /><br />-jl<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/17094262-1512674386916447834?l=thehanklazardshow.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>jasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12556556942415130180noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17094262.post-34992135609585689722008-09-02T17:45:00.000-07:002008-09-02T17:51:31.096-07:00george has a good post about <a href="http://onemail.wordpress.com/2008/09/01/banksy-birmingham-al/">banksy art in birmingham</a>. With directions.<br /><br />good new blog, too.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/17094262-3499213560958568972?l=thehanklazardshow.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>jasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12556556942415130180noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17094262.post-86184098038612020992008-09-02T17:28:00.000-07:002008-09-02T17:43:29.667-07:00<img width=250 style="border: 2px solid black" src="http://askpang.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/sabine5.jpg"><br /><span style="font-style:italic;">This is the one good picture of her I was talking about. <br />The reason she was elected?</span><br /><br />First off, I haven't seen Hank since March or April. I have gotten some messages...<br /><br />and this blog entry has nothing to do with the HLS except we will probably discuss this when Hank gets back. <br /><br />I would like to bring up one point about Sarah Palin that I haven't heard mentioned yet (although I'm sure somebody, somewhere has said this). Sarah Palin is a mother of 5, including a newborn, and has a 17 year-old daughter who is pregnant. Why the hell would she accept the job of vice president? Is she nuts? She needs to be spending time with her family.<br /><br />I think this would hold true for a father as well, but I somehow think it is worse for a mother. Perhaps I am sexist. I blame society. Shame on you, society. SHAME ON YOU!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/17094262-8618409803861202099?l=thehanklazardshow.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>jasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12556556942415130180noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17094262.post-30686689169478099872008-05-11T19:37:00.000-07:002008-05-11T19:49:45.932-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://z.about.com/d/tvcomedies/1/0/C/3/-/-/charlie_sheen.jpg"><img style="width: 200px; border: 2px solid black;" src="http://z.about.com/d/tvcomedies/1/0/C/3/-/-/charlie_sheen.jpg" alt="" /></a><br /><i>"Charlieeeeeeeeee!"</i><br /><br />I got hank to give rodney and i permission to post to his blog, more or less to give us reminders of stuff to talk about on the podcast.<br /><br />Did anyone notice that last week's episode of CSI was advertised as being written by the writers of "Two and a Half Men"? Is this not the exact same "plot" as Hank Lazard presents Hank Lazard's Scab Busters? <br /><br />You know, to lighten it up a bit.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/17094262-3068668916947809987?l=thehanklazardshow.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>jasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12556556942415130180noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17094262.post-41648221195585921712008-01-04T15:01:00.000-08:002008-01-04T15:12:09.110-08:00i'm hank lazard.<br /><br />there is a mike huckabee. he is a man and he likes jesus and is a president voter. here is a <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080103/ap_on_el_pr/huckabee_leno_13">newspaper article</a> on that man...<br /><br />A picketer outside the Burbank, Calif., studio where Leno tapes his show held a sign saying, "Huckabee is a scab." Another picketer carried a sign saying, "Huckabee, what would Jesus do?"<br /> <br /><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2242/2167367942_3b81f54461.jpg" style="border: 2px solid black;" height="200" /><br /><br />typo! the other sign said wwuhld!<br /><br />your star,<br />hank lazard<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/17094262-4164822119558592171?l=thehanklazardshow.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hank Lazardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06832293859652149716noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17094262.post-67716605588981892852007-11-15T19:48:00.000-08:002008-01-04T15:09:38.481-08:00i'm hank lazard.<br /><br />this man was a writer for that tv show and wrote for that show where someone named an occupation and then everyone pulled pieces of paper out of their pants.<br /><br /><img src="http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/070726/070726_carey_vlrg_930a.widec.jpg" style="border: 2px solid black;" height="250" /><br /><br />now he is telling jokes about a gas grill and bedroom furniture. someone in the audience said the occupation should be pointing at a hot tub and that is what she did.<br /><br />scab!<br /><br />for the holidays, name a star for someone special. name them hank lazard!<br /><br />your star,<br />hank lazard<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/17094262-6771660558898189285?l=thehanklazardshow.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hank Lazardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06832293859652149716noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17094262.post-49016006580753603722007-11-09T22:33:00.000-08:002007-11-09T22:51:59.383-08:00i'm hank lazard!<br /><br />this lady made a movie about finding a wrong man and then she started dating ladies on another show and they canceled the show. now she has a show where she dances and talks to celebrities that are not important like jerry oconner.<br /><br /><img src="http://www.ellendegeneres.info/pictures/ellen004.jpg" style="border: 2px solid black;" height="250" /><br /><br />the other guy is not doing his show and taking donuts to strikers, she is doing her show. she didn't tell any jokes. dinner time!<br /><br />hows come they are complaining about those chinese toys? ban chinese pencils! i mean come on.<br /><br />do not make a fist unless you are going to tap knuckles.<br /><br />scab!<br /><br />your star, <br />hank lazard<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/17094262-4901600658075360372?l=thehanklazardshow.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hank Lazardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06832293859652149716noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17094262.post-9203252632785002162007-11-06T19:23:00.000-08:002007-11-06T19:31:19.256-08:00im hank lazard!<br /><br />i was at rudys and rudy was getting cereal and the tv was on.<br /><br /><img src="http://meredithtoday.ivillage.com/entertainment/meredith_blogging.jpg" style="border: 2px solid black;" height="250" /><br /><br />the writers are on strike but i saw her telling stories in the morning. get on the street and al roker will show reruns or cartoons. <br /><br />clip one: how to make a salad from leftovers.<br /><br />scab!<br /><br />your hank, <br />hank lazard<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/17094262-920325263278500216?l=thehanklazardshow.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hank Lazardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06832293859652149716noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17094262.post-17407740131367759592007-08-19T08:36:00.000-07:002007-08-19T08:40:21.401-07:00i'm hank lazard!<br /><br /><img src="http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2007/startracks/070430/victoria_beckham.jpg" style="border: 2px solid black;" height="250" /><br /><br />this man put the ball in a bucket.<br />to celebrate they went to arbys.<br />she had a roast beefer and they asked if she wanted cheese and she said no. he is paying!<br /><br />eating disorder!<br /><br />scoop!<br />your hank, hank lazard<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/17094262-1740774013136775959?l=thehanklazardshow.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hank Lazardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06832293859652149716noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17094262.post-48377065445105006512007-08-19T08:23:00.000-07:002007-08-19T08:40:42.251-07:00i'm hank lazard.<br /><br /><img src="http://thecelebritytruth.com/assets/Uploads/Jessica-Simpson2.jpg" style="border: 2px solid black;" height="150" /><br /><br />this girl said her nose was broken but it was not broken.<br />nosejob coverup? wrong!<br />FOHL say - she is pregnant!<br /><br />scoop!<br />your star, hank lazard<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/17094262-4837706544510500651?l=thehanklazardshow.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hank Lazardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06832293859652149716noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17094262.post-62921441414724368052007-08-19T07:28:00.000-07:002007-08-19T08:40:57.842-07:00i'm hank lazard.<br /><br /><img src="http://wonkette.com/images/thumbs/9eb28ff7ee88d823354c5cc30a701bab.jpg" style="border: 2px solid black;" height="250" /><br /><br />this girl is related to the president.<br />she has a fiance.<br />are her buns in the oven? wrong!<br />she found a photo of kirstrie allrey in her husbands drawers!<br /><br />FOHL say, gastric repass surgery!<br /><br />scoop!<br /><br />your star, hank lazard<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/17094262-6292144141472436805?l=thehanklazardshow.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hank Lazardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06832293859652149716noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17094262.post-59096370197308802882007-08-13T17:19:00.000-07:002007-08-13T17:22:00.745-07:00i'm hank lazard.<br /><br />this is the video rolly saw.<br /><br /><object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/9iYQTRbdEY8"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/9iYQTRbdEY8" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object><br /><br />if your eye is on a prize, watch out for man holes and hank lazard!<br /><br />your star,<br />hank lazard<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/17094262-5909637019730880288?l=thehanklazardshow.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hank Lazardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06832293859652149716noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17094262.post-67654261739208421282007-08-08T19:32:00.000-07:002007-08-08T19:35:20.233-07:00i'm hank lazard!<br /><br />is jolly at the zoo?<br /><br /><img src="http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u262/GiraffeLuv/IMGP1079Small.jpg?t=1186626893" style="border: 2px solid black" height="150" /><br /><br />chemical peel!<br /><br />scoop!<br /><br />your hank,<br />hank lazard<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/17094262-6765426173920842128?l=thehanklazardshow.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hank Lazardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06832293859652149716noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17094262.post-47467975569472216762007-08-08T19:21:00.000-07:002007-08-08T19:29:42.809-07:00i'm hank lazard!<br /><br />is rolly going on a trip to the woods?<br /><br />before<br /><img src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1074/541931009_02fbfe9262.jpg?v=0" style= "border: 2px solid black" height="150" /><br /><br />after<br /><img src="http://www.mtscentre.ca/events/2006/061115/image3.jpg" style= "border: 2px solid black" height="150" /><br /><br />eyejob!<br /><br />scoop!<br />your hank,<br />hank lazard<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/17094262-4746797556947221676?l=thehanklazardshow.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hank Lazardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06832293859652149716noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17094262.post-86432669065499455132007-08-08T19:15:00.000-07:002007-08-08T19:16:20.221-07:00<img style="border: 1px solid black" height="150" src="http://www.cnn.com/SHOWBIZ/Movies/9904/19/life/eddie.murphy.jpg" /><img style="border: 1px solid black" height="150" src="http://images.contactmusic.com/dn/mel+b_855_18108521_0_0_13594_300.jpg" /><br /><br />eddie says that he had cereal for breakfast but melb says he had a roll!<br /><br />scoop on top,<br />hank lazard<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/17094262-8643266906549945513?l=thehanklazardshow.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hank Lazardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06832293859652149716noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17094262.post-1141078794730879952006-02-27T14:17:00.000-08:002006-02-27T14:19:54.743-08:00im hank lazard.<br /><br />read the all new and improved space blodder at hankspace.com*<br /><br />*that's not right. it's <a href="http://blog.myspace.com/hanklazard">http://blog.myspace.com/hanklazard</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/17094262-114107879473087995?l=thehanklazardshow.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hank Lazardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06832293859652149716noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17094262.post-1139891508674149172006-02-13T20:29:00.000-08:002006-02-16T06:56:01.196-08:00i'm hank lazard!<br />that chinese girl fell on the ice. they gave her a medal. no thanks.<br />hey olympics, give the vice president a medal for shooting that face.<br /><br />your hank,hank lazard<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/17094262-113989150867414917?l=thehanklazardshow.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hank Lazardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06832293859652149716noreply@blogger.com0