New Episodes Coming?

This past wednesday we recorded an episode of The Hank Lazard Show. We also uploaded a previous episode from last year (52). Download or listen here. We'll upload the next one (53), which was also recorded last year, soon. Then this weeks episode will be uploaded after that (maybe all within a week?).

More episodes to come? Hank is in town for good and we are scheduling weekly podcasting meetings on wednesdays.

Who cares! And Tuesdays with Hank Lazard should start on this blog next week.

Hank Lazard Emails

Rodney and I are recording a podcast tonight. Hank is not here yet. Let me know if you see him. I did receive these emails and we'll be playing some "voicemails".

Yeah, Where is Hank?

I haven't seen Hank since March either. Although I do recall a fuzzy phone message a couple of months ago, something about me FedExing him 20 bucks or something. I hope he isn't in a Vietnamese jail with Gary Glitter. He might think Hank is an 8-year old boy. YIKES!

Fuck Yeah!

Adam Curry was discussing this alabama alien thing with John C. Dvorak on No Agenda last week. so i sends him an email and he replies. (click pic)

another fact from no agenda... aliens love strawberry ice cream.
take it to the bank!

Aliens, Alabama, October 14th!

I just found out... Aliens are going to show themselves for 3 days over alabama. This Alabama!

Here is some information.

The prediction was made by Blossom Goodchild. Yes, that Blossom Goodchild.

Hank Lazard Live?

There is a good chance that Hank Lazard will be performing before Neil Hamburger and Pleaseeasaur at Bottletree on October 10th.

If Hank ever comes back to Birmingham... Somebody let me know if you see hank or rudy tuesday.

-jl

Link to Bansky Info

george has a good post about banksy art in birmingham. With directions.

good new blog, too.

Hey, Sarah Palin. Go Home.

This is the one good picture of her I was talking about.
The reason she was elected?

First off, I haven't seen Hank since March or April. I have gotten some messages...

and this blog entry has nothing to do with the HLS except we will probably discuss this when Hank gets back.

I would like to bring up one point about Sarah Palin that I haven't heard mentioned yet (although I'm sure somebody, somewhere has said this). Sarah Palin is a mother of 5, including a newborn, and has a 17 year-old daughter who is pregnant. Why the hell would she accept the job of vice president? Is she nuts? She needs to be spending time with her family.

I think this would hold true for a father as well, but I somehow think it is worse for a mother. Perhaps I am sexist. I blame society. Shame on you, society. SHAME ON YOU!

Scab Busters Busted?

"Charlieeeeeeeeee!"

I got hank to give rodney and i permission to post to his blog, more or less to give us reminders of stuff to talk about on the podcast.

Did anyone notice that last week's episode of CSI was advertised as being written by the writers of "Two and a Half Men"? Is this not the exact same "plot" as Hank Lazard presents Hank Lazard's Scab Busters?

You know, to lighten it up a bit.

celebrities 9 - scab!

i'm hank lazard.

there is a mike huckabee. he is a man and he likes jesus and is a president voter. here is a newspaper article on that man...

A picketer outside the Burbank, Calif., studio where Leno tapes his show held a sign saying, "Huckabee is a scab." Another picketer carried a sign saying, "Huckabee, what would Jesus do?"



typo! the other sign said wwuhld!

your star,
hank lazard

celebrities 8 - scab!

i'm hank lazard.

this man was a writer for that tv show and wrote for that show where someone named an occupation and then everyone pulled pieces of paper out of their pants.



now he is telling jokes about a gas grill and bedroom furniture. someone in the audience said the occupation should be pointing at a hot tub and that is what she did.

scab!

for the holidays, name a star for someone special. name them hank lazard!

your star,
hank lazard

celebrities 7 - SCAB! 2

i'm hank lazard!

this lady made a movie about finding a wrong man and then she started dating ladies on another show and they canceled the show. now she has a show where she dances and talks to celebrities that are not important like jerry oconner.



the other guy is not doing his show and taking donuts to strikers, she is doing her show. she didn't tell any jokes. dinner time!

hows come they are complaining about those chinese toys? ban chinese pencils! i mean come on.

do not make a fist unless you are going to tap knuckles.

scab!

your star,
hank lazard

celebrities 6 - SCAB!

im hank lazard!

i was at rudys and rudy was getting cereal and the tv was on.



the writers are on strike but i saw her telling stories in the morning. get on the street and al roker will show reruns or cartoons.

clip one: how to make a salad from leftovers.

scab!

your hank,
hank lazard

celebrities 5: bend it at arbys

i'm hank lazard!



this man put the ball in a bucket.
to celebrate they went to arbys.
she had a roast beefer and they asked if she wanted cheese and she said no. he is paying!

eating disorder!

scoop!
your hank, hank lazard

celebrity 4: shennanigans!

i'm hank lazard.



this girl said her nose was broken but it was not broken.
nosejob coverup? wrong!
FOHL say - she is pregnant!

scoop!
your star, hank lazard

celebrities 3: Jenna Bush, fat or pregnant?

i'm hank lazard.



this girl is related to the president.
she has a fiance.
are her buns in the oven? wrong!
she found a photo of kirstrie allrey in her husbands drawers!

FOHL say, gastric repass surgery!

scoop!

your star, hank lazard

hank blod - videos 1

i'm hank lazard.

this is the video rolly saw.



if your eye is on a prize, watch out for man holes and hank lazard!

your star,
hank lazard

hank blod - celebrities 2

i'm hank lazard!

is jolly at the zoo?



chemical peel!

scoop!

your hank,
hank lazard

hank blod - celebrities 1

i'm hank lazard!

is rolly going on a trip to the woods?

before


after


eyejob!

scoop!
your hank,
hank lazard

spotblodder - 1

eddie says that he had cereal for breakfast but melb says he had a roll!

scoop on top,
hank lazard