11 May 2008

Scab Busters Busted?


"Charlieeeeeeeeee!"

I got hank to give rodney and i permission to post to his blog, more or less to give us reminders of stuff to talk about on the podcast.

Did anyone notice that last week's episode of CSI was advertised as being written by the writers of "Two and a Half Men"? Is this not the exact same "plot" as Hank Lazard presents Hank Lazard's Scab Busters?

You know, to lighten it up a bit.

04 January 2008

celebrities 9 - scab!

i'm hank lazard.

there is a mike huckabee. he is a man and he likes jesus and is a president voter. here is a newspaper article on that man...

A picketer outside the Burbank, Calif., studio where Leno tapes his show held a sign saying, "Huckabee is a scab." Another picketer carried a sign saying, "Huckabee, what would Jesus do?"



typo! the other sign said wwuhld!

your star,
hank lazard

15 November 2007

celebrities 8 - scab!

i'm hank lazard.

this man was a writer for that tv show and wrote for that show where someone named an occupation and then everyone pulled pieces of paper out of their pants.



now he is telling jokes about a gas grill and bedroom furniture. someone in the audience said the occupation should be pointing at a hot tub and that is what she did.

scab!

for the holidays, name a star for someone special. name them hank lazard!

your star,
hank lazard

09 November 2007

celebrities 7 - SCAB! 2

i'm hank lazard!

this lady made a movie about finding a wrong man and then she started dating ladies on another show and they canceled the show. now she has a show where she dances and talks to celebrities that are not important like jerry oconner.



the other guy is not doing his show and taking donuts to strikers, she is doing her show. she didn't tell any jokes. dinner time!

hows come they are complaining about those chinese toys? ban chinese pencils! i mean come on.

do not make a fist unless you are going to tap knuckles.

scab!

your star,
hank lazard

06 November 2007

celebrities 6 - SCAB!

im hank lazard!

i was at rudys and rudy was getting cereal and the tv was on.



the writers are on strike but i saw her telling stories in the morning. get on the street and al roker will show reruns or cartoons.

clip one: how to make a salad from leftovers.

scab!

your hank,
hank lazard

19 August 2007

celebrities 5: bend it at arbys

i'm hank lazard!



this man put the ball in a bucket.
to celebrate they went to arbys.
she had a roast beefer and they asked if she wanted cheese and she said no. he is paying!

eating disorder!

scoop!
your hank, hank lazard

celebrity 4: shennanigans!

i'm hank lazard.



this girl said her nose was broken but it was not broken.
nosejob coverup? wrong!
FOHL say - she is pregnant!

scoop!
your star, hank lazard

celebrities 3: Jenna Bush, fat or pregnant?

i'm hank lazard.



this girl is related to the president.
she has a fiance.
are her buns in the oven? wrong!
she found a photo of kirstrie allrey in her husbands drawers!

FOHL say, gastric repass surgery!

scoop!

your star, hank lazard

13 August 2007

hank blod - videos 1

i'm hank lazard.

this is the video rolly saw.



if your eye is on a prize, watch out for man holes and hank lazard!

your star,
hank lazard

08 August 2007

hank blod - celebrities 2

i'm hank lazard!

is jolly at the zoo?



chemical peel!

scoop!

your hank,
hank lazard

hank blod - celebrities 1

i'm hank lazard!

is rolly going on a trip to the woods?

before


after


eyejob!

scoop!
your hank,
hank lazard

spotblodder - 1



eddie says that he had cereal for breakfast but melb says he had a roll!

scoop on top,
hank lazard

27 February 2006

im hank lazard.

read the all new and improved space blodder at hankspace.com*

*that's not right. it's http://blog.myspace.com/hanklazard

13 February 2006

i'm hank lazard!
that chinese girl fell on the ice. they gave her a medal. no thanks.
hey olympics, give the vice president a medal for shooting that face.

your hank,hank lazard