Hello, friends. Just as Forest Gump returned home to live in his mothers house and raise his intellectually normal son, HANK LAZARD returns to the open web. The days of corporate america offering free social communication in exchange for an eventual authoritarian oligarchy was fun. We all had a good time watching that cat play the piano after an elderly man was hit in the groin by his grand daughter's wiffle ball. And who could forget those hamsters. And I bet you can hardly remember a time when a man could look at a lady, or possibly another man, pointing at each other's wangers and party sponges in alabama without a VPN? Welcome Home Everyone, and a come-on-in from your friend HANK LAZARD! www.hanklazard.com
15 August 2025
08 August 2011
02 August 2011
Your Welcome. with Hank Lazard
Parade magazine has questions.
Hank Lazard has answers.
Q: What does a vegan like Alicia Silverstone feed her pets?
A: She fed them a 100 percent plant-based diet until they died.
your star, hank lazard!
18 July 2011
16 April 2011
Your Welcome. with Hank Lazard
Parade magazine has questions.
Hank Lazard has answers.
Q: What happened to Elizabeth Berkley's MTV reality show?
A: I think you are talking about that commercial where she dances with the tub of butter next to the chinese man with the red tie. but her name is not that name. it is megan mullally!
your star, hank lazard
22 March 2011
Your Welcome. with Hank Lazard
Parade magazine readers have questions.
Hank Lazard has Answers.
Q: Bethenny Frankel is always so busy on her reality show. What advice does she have on how to juggle a personal life and a career?
A: I don't know who that is!
your star, hank lazard.
14 March 2011
Live at Secret Stages
Hank will be performing in Birmingham AL on May 13th and 14th. More to come...
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