Tuesdays with Hank Lazard

A falafel is a bread food.
A pilate is a female exercise.

Do not order a pilate at pyramids on 20th street at the 5 point.

The waiter will bend your leg!

your star,
hank lazard!

Celebrities. Petition Alert!

chairs.

i watch the news and read the podders. in times of serious podders and sometimes there are jokes about cats, i was reading and julia roberts said in a reading article that she did not like photographers. i have not seen rudy, but he told me how to use the ctrl button on the podder machine!

"I think it should be against the law to take a picture of a celebritys child,"

ring-a-ding-ding! julia roberts really put her donger in that dome. if you want to help julia roberts then you can sign my petition at hanklazard.hank. i will tell pauline to put it on the podder when he gets back from his comic book show. no more photographs of celebrities or the children of celebrities even if they have a disease and want their picture with a celebrity.

it would help the economy if the president hired people to take photos and people to punch those people. two for one!

your star,
hank lazard

Street Art

while in denver, i bought a homeless newspaper: (www.denvervoice.org)

there was a feature on street art, specifically stencils. if you are bored, sixten and arofish.

Tuesdays with Hank Lazard

At the coffee store starbucks in vestaff hills, do not order a large. It is called a gigante!

Episode 55 Released

Episode 55 is now available on the podcast blog. Hank is in birmingham for the time being. hopefully more podcasts to come.

Tuesdays with Hank Lazard

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