Hank Lazard Emails

Rodney and I are recording a podcast tonight. Hank is not here yet. Let me know if you see him. I did receive these emails and we'll be playing some "voicemails".

Yeah, Where is Hank?

I haven't seen Hank since March either. Although I do recall a fuzzy phone message a couple of months ago, something about me FedExing him 20 bucks or something. I hope he isn't in a Vietnamese jail with Gary Glitter. He might think Hank is an 8-year old boy. YIKES!

Fuck Yeah!

Adam Curry was discussing this alabama alien thing with John C. Dvorak on No Agenda last week. so i sends him an email and he replies. (click pic)

another fact from no agenda... aliens love strawberry ice cream.
take it to the bank!

Aliens, Alabama, October 14th!

I just found out... Aliens are going to show themselves for 3 days over alabama. This Alabama!

Here is some information.

The prediction was made by Blossom Goodchild. Yes, that Blossom Goodchild.

Hank Lazard Live?

There is a good chance that Hank Lazard will be performing before Neil Hamburger and Pleaseeasaur at Bottletree on October 10th.

If Hank ever comes back to Birmingham... Somebody let me know if you see hank or rudy tuesday.

-jl

Link to Bansky Info

george has a good post about banksy art in birmingham. With directions.

good new blog, too.

Hey, Sarah Palin. Go Home.

This is the one good picture of her I was talking about.
The reason she was elected?

First off, I haven't seen Hank since March or April. I have gotten some messages...

and this blog entry has nothing to do with the HLS except we will probably discuss this when Hank gets back.

I would like to bring up one point about Sarah Palin that I haven't heard mentioned yet (although I'm sure somebody, somewhere has said this). Sarah Palin is a mother of 5, including a newborn, and has a 17 year-old daughter who is pregnant. Why the hell would she accept the job of vice president? Is she nuts? She needs to be spending time with her family.

I think this would hold true for a father as well, but I somehow think it is worse for a mother. Perhaps I am sexist. I blame society. Shame on you, society. SHAME ON YOU!

Scab Busters Busted?

"Charlieeeeeeeeee!"

I got hank to give rodney and i permission to post to his blog, more or less to give us reminders of stuff to talk about on the podcast.

Did anyone notice that last week's episode of CSI was advertised as being written by the writers of "Two and a Half Men"? Is this not the exact same "plot" as Hank Lazard presents Hank Lazard's Scab Busters?

You know, to lighten it up a bit.

celebrities 9 - scab!

i'm hank lazard.

there is a mike huckabee. he is a man and he likes jesus and is a president voter. here is a newspaper article on that man...

A picketer outside the Burbank, Calif., studio where Leno tapes his show held a sign saying, "Huckabee is a scab." Another picketer carried a sign saying, "Huckabee, what would Jesus do?"



typo! the other sign said wwuhld!

your star,
hank lazard