celebrities 8 - scab!

i'm hank lazard.

this man was a writer for that tv show and wrote for that show where someone named an occupation and then everyone pulled pieces of paper out of their pants.



now he is telling jokes about a gas grill and bedroom furniture. someone in the audience said the occupation should be pointing at a hot tub and that is what she did.

scab!

for the holidays, name a star for someone special. name them hank lazard!

your star,
hank lazard

celebrities 7 - SCAB! 2

i'm hank lazard!

this lady made a movie about finding a wrong man and then she started dating ladies on another show and they canceled the show. now she has a show where she dances and talks to celebrities that are not important like jerry oconner.



the other guy is not doing his show and taking donuts to strikers, she is doing her show. she didn't tell any jokes. dinner time!

hows come they are complaining about those chinese toys? ban chinese pencils! i mean come on.

do not make a fist unless you are going to tap knuckles.

scab!

your star,
hank lazard

celebrities 6 - SCAB!

im hank lazard!

i was at rudys and rudy was getting cereal and the tv was on.



the writers are on strike but i saw her telling stories in the morning. get on the street and al roker will show reruns or cartoons.

clip one: how to make a salad from leftovers.

scab!

your hank,
hank lazard