HANK!

Hello, friends. Just as Forest Gump returned home to live in his mothers house and raise his intellectually normal son, HANK LAZARD returns to the open web. The days of corporate america offering free social communication in exchange for an eventual authoritarian oligarchy was fun. We all had a good time watching that cat play the piano after an elderly man was hit in the groin by his grand daughter's wiffle ball. And who could forget those hamsters. And I bet you can hardly remember a time when a man could look at a lady, or possibly another man, pointing at each other's wangers and party sponges in alabama without a VPN? Welcome Home Everyone, and a come-on-in from your friend HANK LAZARD! www.hanklazard.com